November 2009
44 posts
Chocolate is better than Sex?
You can GET chocolate.
“If you love me you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate.
Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind.
Two people of the same sex...
“They say that time changes things, but actually you have to change them...”
– Andy Warhol
Sometimes
All you need are hugs and kisses and it will fix everything at that moment, especially when you are just looking into their eyes…but when they look away, where are you then?
“I wonder how I can easily fool other people by hiding a smile and telling them I...”
“Your heart decides who it likes and who it doesnt. You cant tell your heart what to do. It does it on its own, when you least expect it, or even when you dont want it to. It loves who it wants to love, and there’s nothing you can do about it.”
“Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together...”
– Antoine de Saint-Exupery
“Like all good things, the witching hour must come to an end. True nature’s are...”
– Gossip Girl
(607): You act like I was drinking alone...I had...
“Today, I saw a commercial for the Snuggie. I thought it was stupid idea but I...”
“So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I’m...”
– Stephen Chbosky
“What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what...”
– Emerson
“Some stories don’t have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about...”
– Gilda Radner
